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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,181stMost Devout: 19,845thMost Conservative: 21,186th
The Unojoish Rep of
Moralistic Democracy
FOR THE MOTHERLAND
Diplomat Wad Peckerson
Influence
Dealmaker
Original Member
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Unojoish North Kuril Islands

Population1.702 billion

CapitalLNA Embassy
LeaderDiplomat Wad Peckerson
FaithConjointism

CurrencyQuintos
AnimalSklegg

The Unojoish Rep of Unojoish North Kuril Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Diplomat Wad Peckerson with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.702 billion Unojoians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LNA Embassy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The very strong Unojoish economy, worth 115 trillion Quintos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,844 Quintos, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Unojoish North Kuril Islands, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Unojoish North Kuril Islands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojoish North Kuril Islands's national animal is the Sklegg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojoish North Kuril Islands is ranked 221,794th in the world and 21st in TNA HQ for Nicest Citizens, with 0.76 average smiles per day.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,181stMost Devout: 19,845thMost Conservative: 21,186thLargest Retail Industry: 22,843rd
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unojoish North Kuril Islands, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Unojoish North Kuril Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojoish North Kuril Islands, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Unojoish North Kuril Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojoish North Kuril Islands, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Unojoish North Kuril Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojoish North Kuril Islands, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojoish North Kuril Islands, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojoish North Kuril Islands, Unojoians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Unojoish North Kuril Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojoish North Kuril Islands, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojoish North Kuril Islands, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.

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