The Lionguard of Unno is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.488 billion Unnoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Un. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The thriving Unnoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,791 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 191,480 per year while the poor average 6,318, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, catholiscism has been named as Unno's national religion, Charles has just been declared ruler of Unno in an international press conference, and Unno has designated Un as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. Unno's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catholiscism.

Unno is ranked 265,734^th in the world and 3^rd in United Primitive Peoples for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.04 law-abiding acts per hour.