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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,763rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,441stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,591st
The Working democracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God wills America
William McKinley
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Unmet Player

Population1.617 billion

LeaderWilliam McKinley
FaithEastern Orthodox


The Working democracy of Unmet Player is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by William McKinley with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.617 billion Unmet players are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thibid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unmet player economy, worth 172 trillion products a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 106,376 products, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 504,722 per year while the poor average 13,230, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, nations across the world are quick to praise William McKinley's good looks and intellectual prowess, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and cute fluffy little William McKinleys are increasingly popular exotic pets. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unmet Player's national animal is the poland-ball, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Unmet Player is ranked 93,560th in the world and 2,581st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 28.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,763rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,441stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,591stMost Patriotic: 5,647thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,758thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,657thLargest Retail Industry: 10,943rdMost Avoided: 11,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,832ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,408thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,450thTop
Most Conservative: 16,871stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,938thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,109thMost Influential: 25,615thLargest Mining Sector: 26,289thMost Devout: 28,282nd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Patriotic: 228th in the regionMost Avoided: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 280th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 284th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 295th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 417th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 419th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 422nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 433rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 443rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 459th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 500th in the regionMost Conservative: 539th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 620th in the regionMost Armed: 695th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 755th in the regionMost Devout: 757th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 762nd in the region

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