The Weird politics of Unmet Player is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sheev palpatine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 859 million Unmet players are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thibid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.9%.

The all-consuming Unmet player economy, worth 82.3 trillion products a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,826 products, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unmet Player's national animal is the poland-ball, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unmet Player is ranked 255,020^th in the world and 10,759^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.