The Working democracy of Unmet Player is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by William McKinley with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.617 billion Unmet players are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thibid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unmet player economy, worth 172 trillion products a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 106,376 products, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 504,722 per year while the poor average 13,230, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, nations across the world are quick to praise William McKinley's good looks and intellectual prowess, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and cute fluffy little William McKinleys are increasingly popular exotic pets. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unmet Player's national animal is the poland-ball, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Unmet Player is ranked 93,560^th in the world and 2,581^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 28.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.