The I wonder who it is of Unknown Puppet 6 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.511 billion Unknown Puppet 6ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not foundville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unknown Puppet 6ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,848 trillion Is it the dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 283,927 Is it the dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 854,337 per year while the poor average 73,610, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unknown Puppet 6's national animal is the Ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unknown Puppet 6 is ranked 2,174^th in the world and 111^th in Nerdlandia for Most Patriotic, with 104.01 flags saluted per person per day.