The Federal Dictatorship of Universil-Unoyz Wintarros is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Shade with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, triple-decker prams, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.681 billion Strazhnists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slau Jukon. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Strazhnist economy, worth 54.3 trillion Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,761 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, The Shade has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Universil-Unoyz Wintarros's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Genocide.

Universil-Unoyz Wintarros is ranked 110,071^st in the world and 3^rd in Tsarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.