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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,178thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,546thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,124th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Pride and Industry
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Unitteaughtonntarn

Population372 million

Currencydenier
Animalhorse

The Republic of Unitteaughtonntarn is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 372 million Unitteaughtonntarnians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The powerhouse Unitteaughtonntarnian economy, worth 38.4 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 103,094 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 668,314 per year while the poor average 6,360, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Unitteaughtonntarnian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Unitteaughtonntarn's new capital, and demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Unitteaughtonntarn's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unitteaughtonntarn is ranked 298,159th in the world and 8th in Ackbrogrum for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 142.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,178thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,546thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,124thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,574thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,077thHighest Crime Rates: 5,964thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,073rdFattest Citizens: 6,275thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,312thMost Avoided: 6,991stRudest Citizens: 7,910thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,020thLargest Retail Industry: 12,271stMost Armed: 15,184thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 20,269thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,269thMost Pro-Market: 22,322ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,867thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,883rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28,520th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unitteaughtonntarn, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Unitteaughtonntarn, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Unitteaughtonntarn's new capital.
  • : Following new legislation in Unitteaughtonntarn, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Unitteaughtonntarnian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
  • : Following new legislation in Unitteaughtonntarn, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Unitteaughtonntarn's influence in Ackbrogrum rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Unitteaughtonntarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Unitteaughtonntarn, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Unitteaughtonntarn, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Unitteaughtonntarn, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Unitteaughtonntarn, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.

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