by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,527th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,581st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,915th
The Irish Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Land is nothing, power is might!
Emperor Patrick III
Secretary of Defense
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.226 billion

CapitalNew Dublin
LeaderEmperor Patrick III


The Irish Empire of Unithonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Patrick III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.226 billion Irishmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dublin. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Irish economy, worth 427 trillion Monas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,971 Monas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unithonia's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Imperialism.

Unithonia is ranked 18,097th in the world and 12th in Union of Justice for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 309,219.33 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,581stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,915thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,764thLargest Black Market: 3,503rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,006thHighest Average Incomes: 6,255thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,920thLargest Mining Sector: 7,851stLowest Crime Rates: 7,932ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,988thLargest Governments: 9,286thMost Efficient Economies: 9,870thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,359thMost Secular: 10,947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,730thLargest Retail Industry: 12,618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,989thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,673rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,557th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

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