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Least Corrupt Governments: 748th Most Compassionate Citizens: 760th Largest Welfare Programs: 823rd
The Interstellar Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Victory is life!
Imperator Shran Zhong-shan
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.681 billion

LeaderImperator Shran Zhong-shan

CurrencyImperial Credit
AnimalDouble-Headed Eagle

The Interstellar Empire of UnitedTerran is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Shran Zhong-shan with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.681 billion Terrans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperium. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Terran economy, worth 855 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,583 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UnitedTerran's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

UnitedTerran is ranked 2,977th in the world and 1st in The Parliamentary Union of Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 136.66 Quips Per Hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 760thLargest Welfare Programs: 823rdNicest Citizens: 885thMost Inclusive: 970thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,088thSafest: 1,192ndMost Pacifist: 1,241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,562ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,808thMost Developed: 1,841stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,985thHealthiest Citizens: 2,152ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,308thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,513thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,577thBest Weather: 2,624thLowest Crime Rates: 2,748thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,960thSmartest Citizens: 2,977thLargest Governments: 3,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,817thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,922ndMost Cultured: 4,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,635thMost Efficient Economies: 5,481stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,718thMost Politically Free: 6,876thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,149thTop
Nudest: 8,530thMost Secular: 9,632ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,782ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,942ndHighest Economic Output: 13,748thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,355thMost Income Equality: 14,649th
Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the region

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