The Republic of Unitedes of Brazil is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.429 billion Unitedes of Brazilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paranaguá. The average income tax rate is 43.8%.

The very strong Unitedes of Brazilian economy, worth 105 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 74,005 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitedes of Brazil's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unitedes of Brazil is ranked 69,591^st in the world and 3,936^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.12 law-abiding acts per hour.