The Greater Ordenite Reich of United World Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kristian Richtofen with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.508 billion Ordenites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlina. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The United World Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Volkmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,687 Volkmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, Big Belly is watching you, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United World Order's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United World Order is ranked 234,457^th in the world and 71^st in Greater Dienstad for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.