The Greater Ordenite Reich of United World Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Oswald Grossmann with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.462 billion Ordenites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlina. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong United World Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion Volkmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,911 Volkmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation", and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United World Order's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United World Order is ranked 8,268^th in the world and 23^rd in Greater Dienstad for Highest Economic Output, with 1,517 trillion Standard Monetary Units.