The National Socialist Reich of United World Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Frederick Grossmann with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.462 billion Ordenites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlina. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong United World Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,922 trillion Volkmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,938 Volkmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', tourists call United World Orderian beach towns "the fine coastline", and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United World Order's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United World Order is ranked 94,170^th in the world and 38^th in Greater Dienstad for Healthiest Citizens, with 2 Bananas Ingested Per Day.