by Max Barry

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United World Order was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 272
Largest Black Market: 4,675th Most Stationary: 5,650th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,371st
The Greater Ordenite Reich of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One People, One Realm, One Leader.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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United World Order

Population17.137 billion

LeaderOswald Grossmann


The Greater Ordenite Reich of United World Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Oswald Grossmann with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.137 billion Ordenites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlina. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong United World Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion Volkmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,911 Volkmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation", and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United World Order's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United World Order is ranked 8,730th in the world and 20th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 8,457.44 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Black Market: 4,675thMost Stationary: 5,650thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,371stLargest Populations: 6,968thMost Secular: 7,969thHighest Economic Output: 8,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,668thLargest Mining Sector: 8,730thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,463rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,752ndMost Authoritarian: 10,033rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,062ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,521stMost Influential: 10,735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,521stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,193rdMost Avoided: 15,802ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,245thLowest Crime Rates: 17,251stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,292nd
Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the region

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