The Holy Empire of United Wese Godallistedern is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Aizakku with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.059 billion UWGS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basse rarenai. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Wese Godallistedernian economy, worth 124 trillion BitCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,508 BitCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who inform on their neighbors can trade government "loyalty points" for food and other prizes, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and edutainment video games are taking United Wese Godallistedern's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Wese Godallistedern's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Wese Godallistedern is ranked 22,669^th in the world and 365^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.73 bananas ingested per day.