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Most Valuable International Artwork: 325thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,871stMost Armed: 4,878th
The Magical Congress of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Conquest through vigilance
President Vincent Von Richthofen
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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United Vinceland

Population4.634 billion

CapitalNew York City
LeaderPresident Vincent Von Richthofen
FaithChristianity

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalWampus Cat

The Magical Congress of United Vinceland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Vincent Von Richthofen with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 4.634 billion United Vincelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Vincelandian economy, worth 674 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,513 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake, traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Vinceland's national animal is the Wampus Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Vinceland is ranked 76,604th in the world and 55th in Texas for Most Authoritarian, with 850.3 milliStalins.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 325thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,871stMost Armed: 4,878thLargest Black Market: 6,411thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,635thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,778thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,840thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,927thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,806thMost Secular: 11,095thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,704thLargest Retail Industry: 12,259thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,709thMost Developed: 13,294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,499thMost Inclusive: 14,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,960thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,999thMost Efficient Economies: 15,514thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,958thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,204thSmartest Citizens: 18,542ndLargest Governments: 18,768thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,908thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,748thMost Cultured: 19,920thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,635thMost Stationary: 23,167th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Vinceland, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it.
  • : Following new legislation in United Vinceland, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in United Vinceland, traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in United Vinceland, teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake.
  • : Following new legislation in United Vinceland, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
  • : United Vinceland lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : United Vinceland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : United Vinceland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in United Vinceland, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
  • : Following new legislation in United Vinceland, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns.

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