The Magical Congress of United Vinceland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Vincent Von Richthofen with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.484 billion United Vincelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient United Vincelandian economy, worth 823 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,125 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Vinceland's national animal is the Wampus Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Vinceland is ranked 32,842^nd in the world and 42^nd in Texas for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,976.02 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.