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Most Secular: 2,970thLargest Black Market: 4,087thLargest Mining Sector: 4,222nd
The Council of European nations of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Für alle!
Emperor Joseph III
Der Commissar
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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United Utrikite States

Population12.453 billion

LeaderEmperor Joseph III
FaithOfficially secular


The Council of European nations of United Utrikite States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Joseph III with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.453 billion Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baadenstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,066 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, foreign lack of enthusiasm for German nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and art criticism in United Utrikite States is scathingly destructive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Utrikite States's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Officially secular.

United Utrikite States is ranked 27,673rd in the world and 3rd in The Warden World for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.9 Whatever.

Most Secular: 2,970thLargest Black Market: 4,087thLargest Mining Sector: 4,222ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,584thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,901stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,918thHighest Economic Output: 7,853rdMost Avoided: 8,222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,996thLowest Crime Rates: 10,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,675thHighest Average Incomes: 10,785thMost Efficient Economies: 12,183rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,892ndMost Developed: 14,524thLargest Governments: 14,851stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,288thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,596thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,923rdMost Influential: 18,422ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,686thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,859thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,372ndHealthiest Citizens: 22,462ndLargest Populations: 23,094th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

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