by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,670th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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United Texaas

Population499 million



The Republic of United Texaas is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 499 million Texans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Texan economy, worth 34.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 69,822 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. United Texaas's national animal is the Longhorn.

United Texaas is ranked 73,426th in the world and 7th in World After War for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 61.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,670th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

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