The Collectivist Empire of United Technocratia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Most Serene Empress Irene I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.882 billion Technocrats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irenestadt. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratian economy, worth a remarkable 5,391 trillion People's denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 285,522 People's denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, the Technocratian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Technocrats can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Technocratia's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Technocratia is ranked 203,099^th in the world and 6,288^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 891.89 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.