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Largest Agricultural Sector: 95thMost Cheerful Citizens: 384thNicest Citizens: 412th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
May light shine upon the fields
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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United Tatanka

Population9.161 billion

CapitalOld Port
LeaderPrime Minister Wilson Hawk
FaithSheutism

Currencyhael
Animalbison

The Commonwealth of United Tatanka is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wilson Hawk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.161 billion United Tatankans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Port. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient United Tatankan economy, worth a remarkable 2,842 trillion haels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 310,242 haels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (United Tatanka has found 2 easter eggs), the official United Tatankan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Tatanka's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sheutism.

United Tatanka is ranked 1,362nd in the world and 68th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 57.09 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 95thMost Cheerful Citizens: 384thNicest Citizens: 412thMost Compassionate Citizens: 500thMost Inclusive: 583rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 613thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 621stMost Efficient Economies: 637thMost Pacifist: 766thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 791stHighest Poor Incomes: 796thMost Cultured: 801stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,221stMost Developed: 1,284thMost Devout: 1,345thLargest Governments: 1,362ndHighest Drug Use: 1,365thSmartest Citizens: 1,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,462ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,486thLowest Crime Rates: 1,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,594thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,907thHighest Average Incomes: 1,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,063rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,250thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,386thHealthiest Citizens: 2,411thSafest: 3,645thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,152ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,313thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,616thBest Weather: 4,640thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,017thHighest Economic Output: 5,260thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,264thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,537thLargest Retail Industry: 5,930thNudest: 9,608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,664thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 12,062ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,561stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,020thMost Politically Free: 16,595thMost Influential: 17,001st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Developed: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 108th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 148th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 197th in the regionSafest: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 209th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 224th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 233rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 236th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 268th in the regionBest Weather: 293rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 312th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 313th in the regionNudest: 348th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 416th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 459th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 643rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 648th in the regionLargest Populations: 703rd in the regionMost Extreme: 919th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Tatanka, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : United Tatanka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatanka, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatanka, the official United Tatankan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : United Tatanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatanka, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (United Tatanka has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatanka, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : United Tatanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatanka, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatanka, commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself.

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