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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,390thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,578th
The Federated Republics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
By the people, for the people.
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United States of the Universe

Population10.234 billion


AnimalBald Eagle

The Federated Republics of United States of the Universe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Consuls with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.234 billion Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 2,498 trillion Bonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,111 Bonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in United States of the Universe, and the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it. Crime is totally unknown. United States of the Universe's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of the Universe is ranked 5,260th in the world and 4th in The Arm of Orion for Largest Governments, scoring 39.7 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,390thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,578thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,743rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,854thMost Inclusive: 2,071stTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,758thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,817thSmartest Citizens: 3,520thHighest Average Incomes: 3,652ndMost Developed: 3,895thMost Efficient Economies: 4,296thRudest Citizens: 4,487thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,057thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,194thHighest Economic Output: 5,258thLargest Governments: 5,260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,819thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,701stMost Cultured: 6,967thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,338thHealthiest Citizens: 7,883rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,965thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,834thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,530thLargest Retail Industry: 10,205thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,611thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,752ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,394thMost Average: 16,225thSafest: 16,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,580thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,672ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,159thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,426thLowest Crime Rates: 21,515th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

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