The Free Land of United States of the states of Unidos is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 351 million United States of the states of Unidosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong United States of the states of Unidosian economy, worth 23.6 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 67,373 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United States of the states of Unidos's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

United States of the states of Unidos is ranked 224,212^th in the world and 6^th in Roses Without Thorns for Nudest, with 93 cheeks per square mile.