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United States of Straight Sheeple

Population3.05 billion

LeaderJordan Sheepson


The Free Land of United States of Straight Sheeple is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jordan Sheepson with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.05 billion Sheeple hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeplington. The average income tax rate is 2.8%.

The thriving Sheeplean economy, worth 325 trillion Yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,805 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, posters on 'Sheeplean Values' advise against being proud of United States of Straight Sheeple, it's best not to ask what goes into Sheeplington Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United States of Straight Sheeple's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United States of Straight Sheeple is ranked 12,614th in the world and 632nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 871stMost Influential: 1,264thRudest Citizens: 1,387thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,738thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,315thLargest Retail Industry: 3,164thFattest Citizens: 3,467thMost Armed: 3,755thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,180thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,826thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,909thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,339thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,435thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,056thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,455thMost Politically Free: 10,698thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,719thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,614thMost Inclusive: 13,918thMost Secular: 15,388thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,337th
Highest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Armed: 133rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 160th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 252nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 269th in the regionMost Politically Free: 334th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 439th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 457th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 488th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 511th in the regionMost Influential: 538th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 579th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 632nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 640th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 733rd in the regionNudest: 785th in the regionMost Secular: 791st in the regionMost Inclusive: 828th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 841st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 168 » Notyoutopia, Siwale, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, PlanetPunk, Sunto, Corfad, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Kylesburgh, Former English Colony, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Shin-Hachioji, Great Bights Mum, Territorio di Nessuno, Selfgradatude, Pallaith, Shadowrik, THX1138, Universal State Formula, Frances Francis the First of France, Pleroma Sans Romans, Highton Islands, Californian Redwood, Empy, Malta Comino Gozo, The Gamer Party, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Sea Ghost, Holy Oranz, Q w e r t y, Tredano, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Diodone, Atain, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, Guslantis, Ethnon, Ozstan, Maott, and 118 others.Moubarakistan, The United States of Romania, Cinnibar, Suicidistan, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Ice and Tinian, American MapleStory, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Lunallian, Wilkshire, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Snoodum, New Eleria, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, SORT, General COE, Niradans, Ostrinios, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, North Bratislava, Vincone Cae, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Cloydicia, Sakaryata, Newpromisedland, Yummy Blubber, Unsophisticate, Kobagia, Plumas, Napnomadia, Cool game nation, Sheldanada, Bearical, Palisede, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Mathtopia, Australiland, The Windmilluminati, Hong Kong Empire, Yukti, Black Templares, SillyString, Federation Terra Australis, Kalimora Aire, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ka Ching, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Guer Aike, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Steraz, Ainsworth, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Bananaaaaa, Ieprus, SchoolHouse Rock, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Elder Realms, Acrabinnia, Joodey, The Chelles, Ara Antrizuls, Kirostan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, VarDrade, Jasminlandia, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Trillius, Torakuen, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Lost Staria, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Seidr Wyrd, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Valhalla123, Test for a new hope, Loutsland, Castle Federation, Alpinea, The Black Cathedral, and North Altatude.

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