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United States of Stalinia

Population8.429 billion

LeaderJosef Stalin

AnimalRosella Parrot

The People's Republic of United States of Stalinia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josef Stalin with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.429 billion Sovieticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinagorsk. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Stalinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion Denigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,152 Denigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, the United States of Stalinian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", customs officials often double as wedding officiants, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Stalinia's national animal is the Rosella Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United States of Stalinia is ranked 217,363rd in the world and 947th in The Communist Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 7.8 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,663rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,740thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,240thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,575thLowest Crime Rates: 5,933rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,316thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,539thLargest Governments: 6,588thMost Developed: 6,810thBest Weather: 6,813thSafest: 7,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,233rdMost Cultured: 7,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,637thMost Inclusive: 8,541stHealthiest Citizens: 8,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,870thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,422ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,676thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,365thNicest Citizens: 13,473rdMost Secular: 13,901stMost Income Equality: 14,750thMost Efficient Economies: 15,102ndHighest Economic Output: 15,724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,794thMost Stationary: 19,435thHighest Average Incomes: 19,575thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,270th
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Most Stationary: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the region

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