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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,734thMost Influential: 2,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,352nd
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United States of Stalinia

Population10.042 billion

LeaderJosef Stalin

AnimalRosella Parrot

The People's Republic of United States of Stalinia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Josef Stalin with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.042 billion Sovieticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinagorsk. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Stalinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Denigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,102 Denigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, the United States of Stalinian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", customs officials often double as wedding officiants, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Stalinia's national animal is the Rosella Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United States of Stalinia is ranked 221,900th in the world and 671st in The Communist Bloc for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,734thMost Influential: 2,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,179thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,507thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,608thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,649thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,160thBest Weather: 6,219thLowest Crime Rates: 6,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,525thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,563rdLargest Governments: 6,814thMost Developed: 7,072ndSafest: 7,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,344thHighest Food Quality: 7,616thMost Cultured: 7,779thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,918thMost Inclusive: 9,316thHealthiest Citizens: 9,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,985thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,755thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,292ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,509thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,800thNicest Citizens: 13,876thMost Secular: 14,325thHighest Economic Output: 14,590thMost Efficient Economies: 15,132ndMost Income Equality: 18,604thHighest Average Incomes: 21,322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,869th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionMost Average: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the region

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