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Most Cheerful Citizens: 938th Largest Welfare Programs: 950th Nicest Citizens: 985th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Work hard, at work worth doing
President Nicole Gross
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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United States of Natan

Population12.844 billion

CapitalRodham
LeaderPresident Nicole Gross
FaithSecular Judaism

CurrencyNatal
AnimalNatanian Red lab

The Federal Republic of United States of Natan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Nicole Gross with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.844 billion Natanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rodham. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Natanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,784 trillion Natals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,949 Natals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Natan's national animal is the Natanian Red lab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Judaism.

United States of Natan is ranked 159,229th in the world and 6th in Natan Region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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1%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 938thLargest Welfare Programs: 950thNicest Citizens: 985thMost Pacifist: 1,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,084thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,164thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,369thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,402ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,663rdTop
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Best Weather: 1,713thHealthiest Citizens: 1,789thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,031stMost Developed: 2,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,447thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,518thSafest: 2,606thMost Inclusive: 2,779thLargest Governments: 2,957thLowest Crime Rates: 2,980thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,183rdMost Devout: 4,429thSmartest Citizens: 4,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,042ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,296thMost Influential: 5,567thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,657thHighest Economic Output: 5,979thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,127thMost Cultured: 7,522ndTop
10%
Largest Populations: 10,415thHighest Average Incomes: 15,505thMost Income Equality: 16,582nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United States of Natan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Natan, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Natan, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Natan, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Natan, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Natan, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Natan, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : United States of Natan lodged a message on the Natan Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Natan, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Natan, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.

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