The Federation of United States of Hirehiy is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 277 million Hirehiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hirehiyian economy, worth 29.6 trillion US Dolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,684 US Dolars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,791 per year while the poor average 24,946, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Hirehiy's national animal is the Eagle.

United States of Hirehiy is ranked 132,859^th in the world and 45^th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,198.11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.