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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,324thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,081stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,434th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
e pluribus unum
Influence
Hermit
Governor / President of the U.W.S. Congress
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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United States of 1776

Population17.604 billion

CapitalColumbia
LeaderGeorge Washington

Currencydollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Republic of United States of 1776 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by George Washington with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.604 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.7%.

The frighteningly efficient United States of 1776ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,516 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,971 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 438,081 per year while the poor average 36,118, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, United States of 1776ian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about George Washington, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of 1776's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of 1776 is ranked 16,747th in the world and 1st in United We Stand for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,324thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,081stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,434thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,003rdHighest Economic Output: 9,062ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,196thLargest Black Market: 10,887thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,566thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,582ndNicest Citizens: 12,870thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,943rdMost Inclusive: 15,949thHighest Food Quality: 16,212thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,282ndMost Cultured: 16,747thMost Influential: 17,097thMost Developed: 18,421stLargest Populations: 20,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,014thSmartest Citizens: 22,334thMost Pacifist: 22,434thHighest Average Incomes: 24,787thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,178thMost Stationary: 29,145th

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