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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,896thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,298thNicest Citizens: 7,441st
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
The Will of the People is Supreme
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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United Soviet State of Dylanistan

Population3.062 billion

CapitalBudapest
LeaderBald Maniac

CurrencyDylanbuck
AnimalTurducken

The Republic of United Soviet State of Dylanistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bald Maniac with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.062 billion United Soviet States of Dylanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Soviet State of Dylanistanian economy, worth 431 trillion Dylanbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,068 Dylanbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bald Maniac reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the media seems excessively interested in what Bald Maniac is wearing this season, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is totally unknown. United Soviet State of Dylanistan's national animal is the Turducken, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Soviet State of Dylanistan is ranked 149,217th in the world and 3,148th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 164.31606150432 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,896thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,298thNicest Citizens: 7,441stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,660thMost Inclusive: 7,781stMost Cultured: 8,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,134thHighest Food Quality: 9,661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,144thMost Developed: 11,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,414thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,575thSmartest Citizens: 13,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,447thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,556thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,582ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,594thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,597thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,838thLargest Governments: 16,176thMost Income Equality: 17,646thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,300thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,048thHealthiest Citizens: 19,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,351stMost Rebellious Youth: 23,073rdLargest Retail Industry: 24,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 25,808thLowest Crime Rates: 26,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 28,491stMost Subsidized Industry: 29,672nd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 242nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Inclusive: 384th in the regionNicest Citizens: 387th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 405th in the regionMost Cultured: 475th in the regionMost Income Equality: 502nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 514th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 558th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 591st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 625th in the regionMost Developed: 662nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 677th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 687th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 786th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 831st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 873rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 892nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 983rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,004th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,016th in the region

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