United Soviet State of Dylanistan
Population | 3.062 billion |
Capital | Budapest |
Leader | Bald Maniac |
Currency | Dylanbuck |
Animal | Turducken |
The Republic of United Soviet State of Dylanistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bald Maniac with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.062 billion United Soviet States of Dylanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient United Soviet State of Dylanistanian economy, worth 431 trillion Dylanbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,068 Dylanbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bald Maniac reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the media seems excessively interested in what Bald Maniac is wearing this season, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is totally unknown. United Soviet State of Dylanistan's national animal is the Turducken, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
United Soviet State of Dylanistan is ranked 149,217th in the world and 3,148th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 164.31606150432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, the media seems excessively interested in what Bald Maniac is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, Bald Maniac reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
- : Following new legislation in United Soviet State of Dylanistan, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.