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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,875thMost Secular: 3,415thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,418th
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United Socialist Republics of Finland

Population13.451 billion

CapitalTamperse
Leaderkiisseli

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalSeal

The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by kiisseli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.451 billion United Socialist Republics of Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamperse. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Socialist Republics of Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,611 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,805 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of Finland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Socialist Republics of Finland is ranked 223,716th in the world and 32nd in Taijitu for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Secular: 3,415thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,418thMost Patriotic: 4,951stLowest Crime Rates: 5,008thMost Influential: 5,352ndMost Stationary: 6,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,271stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,303rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,061stLargest Governments: 9,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,062ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,795thHighest Economic Output: 11,068thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,650thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,160thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,341stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,375thMost Developed: 16,598thSmartest Citizens: 17,692ndMost Authoritarian: 17,801stLargest Mining Sector: 18,657thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,055thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,707thLargest Populations: 20,721stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,031st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the region

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