United Socialist Republics of Finland
Population | 12.798 billion |
Capital | Tamperse |
Leader | kiisseli |
Currency | Markka |
Animal | Seal |
The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by kiisseli with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.798 billion United Socialist Republics of Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamperse. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming United Socialist Republics of Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,515 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of Finland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
United Socialist Republics of Finland is ranked 23,045th in the world and 6th in Taijitu for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 8.53 Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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United Socialist Republics of Finland's influence in Taijitu fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Following new legislation in
United Socialist Republics of Finland, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in
United Socialist Republics of Finland, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in
United Socialist Republics of Finland, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in
United Socialist Republics of Finland, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in
United Socialist Republics of Finland, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
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United Socialist Republics of Finland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Sapient Life".
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United Socialist Republics of Finland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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United Socialist Republics of Finland lost the endorsement of
The Tomatoship of New Delfos.
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United Socialist Republics of Finland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Radio Standards Act".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Cabrinialand and
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia.