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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,629thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,289thMost Secular: 3,396th
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United Socialist Republics of Finland

Population14.23 billion



The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by kiisseli with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.23 billion United Socialist Republics of Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamperse. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Socialist Republics of Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,605 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nine out of ten citizens of United Socialist Republics of Finland answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and serial killers are the country's biggest import. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of Finland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Socialist Republics of Finland is ranked 20,962nd in the world and 12th in Taijitu for Most Beautiful Environments, with 956.73 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,629thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,289thMost Secular: 3,396thLowest Crime Rates: 4,992ndMost Influential: 5,121stMost Patriotic: 5,830thMost Stationary: 6,143rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,197thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,638thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,705thLargest Governments: 9,185thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,670thHighest Economic Output: 10,798thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,524thHealthiest Citizens: 11,755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,907thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,918thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,953rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,932ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,663rdMost Developed: 15,510thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,188thSmartest Citizens: 16,812thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,263rdLargest Populations: 20,196thLargest Mining Sector: 20,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,587thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,962ndMost Authoritarian: 21,368thHighest Average Incomes: 24,059th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Cabrinialand, New Delfos, and Peoples Republic of TempleLandia.

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