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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,500th Most Secular: 3,048th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,675th
The United Socialist States of
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United Socialist Republics of Finland

Population8.982 billion

CapitalTamperse
Leaderkiisseli

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalSeal

The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by kiisseli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.982 billion United Socialist Republics of Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamperse. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Socialist Republics of Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,616 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The fate of the world literally rests on kiisseli's fingers, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of Finland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Socialist Republics of Finland is ranked 163,364th in the world and 36th in Taijitu for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.31 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Secular: 3,048thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,675thMost Authoritarian: 4,840thMost Influential: 5,439thLowest Crime Rates: 5,453rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,856thMost Conservative: 6,920thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,778thMost Stationary: 7,915thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,016thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,442ndLargest Governments: 9,987thMost Extreme: 10,954thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,957thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,393rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,705thHealthiest Citizens: 12,358thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,567thHighest Economic Output: 12,622ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,693rd
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the region

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