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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,806thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,379thMost Secular: 3,878th
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United Socialist Republics of Finland

Population16.701 billion

CapitalTamperse
Leaderkiisseli

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalSeal

The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by kiisseli with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.701 billion United Socialist Republics of Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamperse. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The all-consuming United Socialist Republics of Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,065 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 123,665 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the United Socialist Republics Of Finlandian Colonial Thesaurus, and getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of Finland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Socialist Republics of Finland is ranked 112,133rd in the world and 16th in Taijitu for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 142,233 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,806thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,379thMost Secular: 3,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,600thMost Influential: 4,965thLowest Crime Rates: 5,122ndMost Stationary: 5,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,539thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,920thMost Patriotic: 8,008thLargest Governments: 8,588thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,645thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,167thHighest Economic Output: 9,700thHealthiest Citizens: 11,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,377thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,642ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,636thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,733rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,797thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,037thMost Developed: 16,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,120thLargest Populations: 18,341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,724thMost Authoritarian: 22,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,437thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,707thHighest Average Incomes: 26,084thLargest Mining Sector: 26,334thSafest: 26,858thBest Weather: 28,754thMost Income Equality: 28,831st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Cabrinialand, New Delfos, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, and Eluvatar.

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