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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,886thMost Secular: 3,409thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,434th
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United Socialist Republics of Finland

Population12.798 billion



The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by kiisseli with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.798 billion United Socialist Republics of Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamperse. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Socialist Republics of Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,515 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of Finland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Socialist Republics of Finland is ranked 23,045th in the world and 6th in Taijitu for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 8.53 Bank.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,886thTop
Most Secular: 3,409thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,434thLowest Crime Rates: 4,877thMost Influential: 5,384thMost Stationary: 6,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,542ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,797thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,966thLargest Governments: 9,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,800thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,045thHighest Economic Output: 11,100thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,318thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,917thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,125thMost Authoritarian: 14,518thMost Developed: 16,688thLargest Mining Sector: 16,913thSmartest Citizens: 17,940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,780thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,578thMost Conservative: 20,840thLargest Populations: 21,035thHighest Average Incomes: 22,875thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,045th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

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