Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th Most Devout: 1,712th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,102nd
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The Federation of United slabovian socialist empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Christopher Byrd with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.604 billion United slabovian socialist empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagolsky. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient United slabovian socialist empirean economy, worth 338 trillion Slabovian krans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 93,812 Slabovian krans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Wolves with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, United slabovian socialist empire's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. United slabovian socialist empire's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Apostolic Christianity.

United slabovian socialist empire is ranked 93,624th in the world and 2,829th in Balder for Most Average, scoring 35.38 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358thTop
Most Devout: 1,712thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,102ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,601stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,967thMost Primitive: 3,210thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,453rdMost Avoided: 4,799thLowest Crime Rates: 5,682ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,537thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,118thSafest: 7,228thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,434thTop
Fattest Citizens: 9,840thMost Conservative: 10,494thMost Efficient Economies: 15,429th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 65th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Primitive: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 118th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 138th in the regionMost Avoided: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 275th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 284th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 299th in the regionMost Conservative: 317th in the regionSafest: 320th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 353rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 411th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 412th in the region

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