The Federation of United Ryan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hannes Ehrenbrandtner with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 1.168 billion United Ryanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlberg. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United Ryanian economy, worth 105 trillion gifs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 90,182 gifs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Ryan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

United Ryan is ranked 187,007^th in the world and 7,319^th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 1.17 billion capita.