The Constitutional Monarchy of United Reichs of Reitzmag is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King George with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.112 billion Reitzmen are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hampton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Reitzmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,566 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,252 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,816,023 per year while the poor average 12,068, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, netizens fiercely argue over who loves King George more, King George's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to King George. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Reichs of Reitzmag's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United Reichs of Reitzmag is ranked 258,006^th in the world and 86^th in European Union for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.4 bananas ingested per day.