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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 676thMost Armed: 680thHighest Crime Rates: 1,151st
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Corporate Police State
Gott und Mein Recht
Influence
Apprentice
Internal Affairs Commissioner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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United Reichs of Reitzmag

Population6.112 billion

CapitalHampton City
LeaderKing George
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyPound
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of United Reichs of Reitzmag is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King George with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.112 billion Reitzmen are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hampton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Reitzmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,566 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,252 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,816,023 per year while the poor average 12,068, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, netizens fiercely argue over who loves King George more, King George's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to King George. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Reichs of Reitzmag's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United Reichs of Reitzmag is ranked 258,006th in the world and 86th in European Union for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.4 bananas ingested per day.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 676thMost Armed: 680thHighest Crime Rates: 1,151stMost Avoided: 1,449thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,916thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,955thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,098thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,125thMost Efficient Economies: 2,183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,306thFattest Citizens: 2,374thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,446thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,709thRudest Citizens: 2,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,113thHighest Average Incomes: 3,646thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,152ndLargest Black Market: 4,154thMost Secular: 4,746thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,942ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,947thMost Patriotic: 4,982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,861stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,383rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,517thLargest Mining Sector: 10,595thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,635thHighest Economic Output: 12,765thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,958thLargest Governments: 14,447thMost Cultured: 23,532nd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Reichs of Reitzmag was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to King George.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, King George's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, netizens fiercely argue over who loves King George more.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : United Reichs of Reitzmag was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, King George's Twitcher account is typically used to share Eagle memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.

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