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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th Most Advanced Public Education: 45th Nicest Citizens: 45th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Candles that burn twice as bright, burn half as long.
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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United Phoenicia

Population35.873 billion

CapitalBabylon
LeaderLeader

Currencyquatluu
Animalphoenix

The Free Land of United Phoenicia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.873 billion United Phoenicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Phoenician economy, worth a remarkable 9,949 trillion quatluus a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,354 quatluus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. United Phoenicia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Phoenicia is ranked 158,819th in the world and 6th in Subreality for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -42.54 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8thMost Advanced Public Education: 45thNicest Citizens: 45thLargest Publishing Industry: 50thLargest Populations: 59thMost Stationary: 74thSmartest Citizens: 92ndMost Developed: 117thLongest Average Lifespans: 146thBest Weather: 150thMost Compassionate Citizens: 184thMost Cultured: 197thMost Inclusive: 254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 255thMost Beautiful Environments: 281stLeast Corrupt Governments: 290thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 297thHighest Economic Output: 325thHealthiest Citizens: 367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 492ndLargest Governments: 511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 574thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 772ndMost Rebellious Youth: 809thMost Secular: 858thMost Subsidized Industry: 995thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,697thMost Efficient Economies: 1,988thHighest Average Incomes: 2,027thSafest: 3,128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,340thMost Influential: 3,480thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,984thTop
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Nudest: 13,678thLowest Crime Rates: 14,339thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,953rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, a third of United Phoenicians are e-certified CEOs.

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