The Xinyouanlism utopia of United Of Communist is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed population of 2.1 billion Communists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leninborg. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient united of communists economy, worth 395 trillion Saint-Simons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,506 Saint-Simons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog", and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Of Communist's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Of Communist is ranked 9,268^th in the world and 162^nd in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 95.95 quips per hour.