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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,806thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,243rd
The Xinyouanlism utopia of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The world's proletarians, unite!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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United Of Communist

Population2.1 billion

CapitalLeninborg

CurrencySaint-Simon
Animalhorse

The Xinyouanlism utopia of United Of Communist is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed population of 2.1 billion Communists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leninborg. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient united of communists economy, worth 395 trillion Saint-Simons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,506 Saint-Simons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog", and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Of Communist's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Of Communist is ranked 9,268th in the world and 162nd in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 95.95 quips per hour.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,806thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,243rdMost Influential: 3,871stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,895thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,989thRudest Citizens: 4,589thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,135thMost Inclusive: 5,452ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,921stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,995thLargest Retail Industry: 7,479thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,522ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,641stMost Secular: 8,744thSmartest Citizens: 9,268thMost Efficient Economies: 9,373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,419thHighest Food Quality: 9,621stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,210thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,667thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,228thLargest Governments: 11,928thLargest Black Market: 12,350thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,713thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,092ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,760thMost Cultured: 14,911thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,247thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,990thMost Patriotic: 22,544thMost Developed: 23,162nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 67th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionNudest: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 148th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 151st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Average: 164th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 174th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Of Communist, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in United Of Communist, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in United Of Communist, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in United Of Communist, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints.
  • : Following new legislation in United Of Communist, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of united of communists Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in United Of Communist, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in United Of Communist, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : United Of Communist was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in United Of Communist, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
  • : United Of Communist was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Goias SSR.

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