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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,259th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,034th Most Armed: 5,294th
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Work,Work,Dead
Matthew Giovanni Alessandro Pieruccini
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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United Northdon kingdom

Population1.857 billion

CapitalBristol
LeaderMatthew Giovanni Alessandro Pieruccini
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollars
AnimalHorse

The Confederacy of United Northdon kingdom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Matthew Giovanni Alessandro Pieruccini with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.857 billion United Northdon kingdomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bristol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The all-consuming United Northdon kingdomian economy, worth 232 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,363 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,494 per year while the poor average 32,224, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Northdon kingdom's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Northdon kingdom is ranked 12,297th in the world and 3rd in New Coalition of Nations for Most Devout, with 1,791.5 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,259thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,034thMost Armed: 5,294thMost Conservative: 5,958thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,508thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,803rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,023rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,815thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,228thMost Devout: 12,297thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,880thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,344thLargest Black Market: 13,624th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Northdon kingdom, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
  • : Following new legislation in United Northdon kingdom, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in United Northdon kingdom, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
  • : Following new legislation in United Northdon kingdom, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in United Northdon kingdom, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in United Northdon kingdom, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in United Northdon kingdom, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in United Northdon kingdom, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : United Northdon kingdom's influence in New Coalition of Nations rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in United Northdon kingdom, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.

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