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Most Income Equality: 453rdMost Authoritarian: 607thMost Extreme: 1,847th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strong throught control
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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United North Korean Nation

Population499 million

Currencytoilet paper
AnimalOwl

The Dictatorship of United North Korean Nation is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 499 million United North Korean Nationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant United North Korean Nationian economy, worth 2.45 trillion toilet papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 4,917 toilet papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, an eye for an eye leaves United North Korean Nation blind, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United North Korean Nation's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United North Korean Nation is ranked 156,642nd in the world and 5,505th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Income Equality: 453rdMost Authoritarian: 607thMost Extreme: 1,847thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,973rdMost Conservative: 5,276thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 20,074th
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Most Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Conservative: 239th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, an eye for an eye leaves United North Korean Nation blind.
  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears.
  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.
  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in United North Korean Nation, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.

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