The ✨Interstellar Commonwealth✨ of United New England is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Elizabeth Tyagi-Kennedy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.387 billion wicked awesome New Englanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming wicked awesome Novanglian economy, worth 378 trillion Novanglian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,769 Novanglian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Edutainment video games are taking United New England's students to the next level, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United New England's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freedom of conscience.

United New England is ranked 162,719^th in the world and 107^th in International Democratic Union for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -10.89 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.