The ✨Interstellar Commonwealth✨ of United New England is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Elizabeth Tyagi-Kennedy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.719 billion wicked awesome New Englanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming wicked awesome Novanglian economy, worth 304 trillion Novanglian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,091 Novanglian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking United New England's students to the next level, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United New England's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freedom of conscience.

United New England is ranked 13,904^th in the world and 31^st in International Democratic Union for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.95 Bananas Ingested Per Day.