The Dictatorship of United nations purification is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 353 million United nations purificationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 54.0%.

The thriving United nations purificationian economy, worth 28.6 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 81,065 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Money grows on trees, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United nations purification's national animal is the Non, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United nations purification is ranked 90,532^nd in the world and 1^st in United Nations of Purfication for Most Authoritarian, with 1,000.37 milliStalins.