The Empire of United Nationalist Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jimmy Pearce with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.709 billion Nationalist Republicans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newport City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Nationalist Republician economy, worth an astonishing 12,498 trillion Quid a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 668,029 Quid, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Nationalist Republic's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

United Nationalist Republic is ranked 253,865^th in the world and 686^th in United Kingdom for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -11.83 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.