by Max Barry

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The Immortal Science of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Esoteric Orthobooism
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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United Muscovite Nations

Population4.831 billion



The Immortal Science of United Muscovite Nations is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.831 billion Muscoviteses are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped United Muscovite Nationsian economy, worth 188 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,937 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and the government has the power to seize property at will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Muscovite Nations's national animal is the Bear.

United Muscovite Nations is ranked 38,379th in the world and 8th in Eastern Roman Empire for Most Pacifist, with 108.79 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the region

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