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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,346thMost Devout: 6,778thMost Influential: 10,466th
The Empire United mess of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fight forever and come back stronger
Demetrius A Crawford's
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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United mess of the jungle

Population2.534 billion

CapitalDistrict of Kiersten
LeaderDemetrius A Crawford's
FaithChristianity

CurrencyFlorbs
AnimalGold Eagle

The Empire United mess of United mess of the jungle is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Demetrius A Crawford's with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.534 billion Jungians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Kiersten. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United mess of the junglean economy, worth 377 trillion Florbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,047 Florbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, edutainment video games are taking United mess of the jungle's students to the next level, and a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United mess of the jungle's national animal is the Gold Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

United mess of the jungle is ranked 101,892nd in the world and 102nd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,484.38 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,346thMost Devout: 6,778thMost Influential: 10,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,603rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,625thHealthiest Citizens: 11,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,189thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,447thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,757thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,236thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,492ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,627thHighest Average Incomes: 15,942ndLargest Governments: 17,410thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,554thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,836thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,940thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,104thNicest Citizens: 19,280thMost Cultured: 19,285thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,247thSmartest Citizens: 20,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,842ndHighest Food Quality: 21,726thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,637thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,513thMost Developed: 27,372ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,468thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,272ndLargest Mining Sector: 28,542nd
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Most Devout: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United mess of the jungle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, edutainment video games are taking United mess of the jungle's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : United mess of the jungle changed its national capital to "District of Kiersten" and its currency to "Florbs".
  • : United mess of the jungle changed its national leader to "Demetrius A Crawford's" and its nation type to "Empire United mess".
  • : United mess of the jungle changed its national nation type to "Empire of the United mess".
  • : United mess of the jungle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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