The Republic of United Mafias is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 410 million Gangsters are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11.5%.
The strong United Mafiasian economy, worth 24.3 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 59,220 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. United Mafias's national animal is the Colt, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
United Mafias is ranked 204,338th in the world and 191st in Chaos land for Smartest Citizens, with 25.12 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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United Mafias's influence in Chaos land rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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United Mafias's influence in Chaos land rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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United Mafias's influence in Chaos land rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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United Mafias's influence in Chaos land rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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United Mafias's influence in Chaos land rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
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United Mafias published "Welcome in the New World" (Factbook: Overview).
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United Mafias altered its national flag.
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United Mafias changed its national animal to "Colt", its demonym to "Gangster", and its motto to "Money and Power".
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United Mafias was founded in Chaos land.