The End of the start of UNITED LANDS of warragul is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the narrator with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.492 billion main characters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central NorthByNorth-West East Gippsland. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a main character economy, worth 455 trillion gold plated gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,738 gold plated gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of a main character Embarrassments, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and international war crimes are good for business and business is booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNITED LANDS of warragul's national animal is the highly contagious brain parasite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the overarching story.

UNITED LANDS of warragul is ranked 287,848^th in the world and 4^th in The Gentlemen for Fattest Citizens, with 6.16 Obesity Rate.