The Soviet God of United lands of Russia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Justin with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.926 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 750 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,375 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Rural Russians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United lands of Russia's national animal is the Русский орел, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

United lands of Russia is ranked 11,717^th in the world and 1^st in Military Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.24 law-abiding acts per hour.