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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,133rdRudest Citizens: 2,724thMost Influential: 4,259th
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United Kolance

Population608 million

CapitalSaint Aallin

CurrencyUnited Kolance Dollar

The Federal Republic of United Kolance is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 608 million United Kolanceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aallin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.2%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kolancean economy, worth 78.1 trillion United Kolance Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,460 United Kolance Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,736 per year while the poor average 26,558, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

The UKBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Kolance's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Kolance is ranked 14,148th in the world and 173rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 9,177.54 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,133rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,724thMost Influential: 4,259thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,697thFattest Citizens: 6,885thHighest Crime Rates: 6,940thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,190thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,398thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,735thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,738thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,435thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,465thMost Armed: 11,934thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,438thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,148thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,389thMost Inclusive: 15,004thMost Efficient Economies: 15,999thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,606thMost Cultured: 16,783rdHighest Food Quality: 17,440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,250thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,698thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,136thHighest Drug Use: 24,175thMost Politically Free: 25,687th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Politically Free: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 52nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 82nd in the regionMost Extreme: 87th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101st in the regionMost Armed: 107th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 107th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Avoided: 110th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 117th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 128th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 129th in the region

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