by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,537thMost Influential: 2,862ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,787th
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom

Population1.462 billion

CapitalHarner Bay
LeaderDardan Martin

CurrencyBezos Pezos

The Republic of United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dardan Martin with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.462 billion Conchins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harner Bay. The average income tax rate is 28.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Conchon economy, worth 87.8 trillion Bezos Pezos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,026 Bezos Pezos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be', Dardan Martin's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and Shrekism has been named as United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom's national animal is the Penguin and its national religion is Shrekism.

United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom is ranked 67,728th in the world and 132nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,324.83 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,537thTop
Most Influential: 2,862ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,787thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 20,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,027thNicest Citizens: 22,058thMost Inclusive: 25,516th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the region