The Commonwealth of United Kingdom of Poland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mo Osinski with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.802 billion polacks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Kingdom of Polandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,109 trillion Moes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,743 Moes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, they say that polacks made a dessert and called it peace, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime is almost non-existent. United Kingdom of Poland's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Kingdom of Poland is ranked 168,175^th in the world and 11^th in Empire of Andrew for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.44 law-abiding acts per hour.