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United Kingdom of Poland

Population14.917 billion

CapitalNew Warsaw
LeaderMo Osinski


The Commonwealth of United Kingdom of Poland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mo Osinski with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.917 billion polacks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Kingdom of Polandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Moes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,410 Moes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, bris parties are all the rage, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and more and more students are taking up a career in medicine. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. United Kingdom of Poland's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Kingdom of Poland is ranked 17,159th in the world and 10th in Empire of Andrew for Smartest Citizens, with 67.12 Quips Per Hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,433rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,812thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,691stMost Stationary: 3,762ndMost Influential: 4,474thBest Weather: 5,361stMost Cultured: 5,474thHighest Crime Rates: 6,612thMost Armed: 6,731stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,008thNicest Citizens: 8,336thHealthiest Citizens: 8,538thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,607thTop
Largest Populations: 9,328thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,301stHighest Economic Output: 11,930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,468thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,727thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,399thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,815thSmartest Citizens: 17,159thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,323rd
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Novo Wagondia and Felucian Planetary Republic.

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