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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,384thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,756thMost Stationary: 3,346th
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United Kingdom of Poland

Population17.551 billion

CapitalNew Warsaw
LeaderMo Osinski


The Commonwealth of United Kingdom of Poland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mo Osinski with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.551 billion polacks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Kingdom of Polandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion Moes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,079 Moes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, bris parties are all the rage, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and more and more students are taking up a career in medicine. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Kingdom of Poland's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Kingdom of Poland is ranked 14,098th in the world and 10th in Empire of Andrew for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.7 Years.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,384thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,756thTop
Most Stationary: 3,346thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,498thMost Influential: 4,662ndBest Weather: 4,861stMost Cultured: 5,134thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,914thLargest Populations: 8,508thHealthiest Citizens: 8,516thNicest Citizens: 9,149thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,676thHighest Economic Output: 11,773rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,854thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,690thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,098thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,770thMost Armed: 14,986thSmartest Citizens: 15,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,222ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,948thHighest Crime Rates: 19,385th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Novo Wagondia and Felucian Planetary Republic.

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