The United Kingdom of United Kingdom of Pip is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.957 billion United Kingdom of Pipians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Kingdom of Pipian economy, worth 374 trillion Guffs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,830 Guffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kingdom of Pip's national animal is the Quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Kingdom of Pip is ranked 14,029^th in the world and 403^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,048.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.