The Tri Constitutional Monarchy of United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Fuyuki Mashiro with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 6.251 billion Miotia-Candorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edokyuuria. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miotia-Candorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,996 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor's national animal is the Chomusuke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cute Anime Girls.

United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor is ranked 232,025^th in the world and 63^rd in Northern Utopia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.