The Republic of United Kingdom of British Isles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mao Zedong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.004 billion Britishers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tijuana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion Bolívars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,014 Bolívars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 703,273 per year while the poor average 55,847, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, and beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Kingdom of British Isles's national animal is the Mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

United Kingdom of British Isles is ranked 332,845^th in the world and 4,907^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 8.69 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.