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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,486thMost Influential: 2,918thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,715th
The People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Let's exceed our five year uranium enrichment target!
Chairman Curry
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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United Irradiated Impact Craters

Population1.951 billion

CapitalBig Crater
LeaderChairman Curry

Currencyluxury stamp
Animalnaked mole rat

The People's Republic of United Irradiated Impact Craters is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Curry with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.951 billion Craterites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Crater. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Craterite economy, worth 278 trillion luxury stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 142,527 luxury stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, colonial subjects have Craterite culture shoved down their throats, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, and the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Irradiated Impact Craters's national animal is the naked mole rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Irradiated Impact Craters is ranked 235,076th in the world and 7,948th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,486thMost Influential: 2,918thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,868thMost Inclusive: 6,257thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,567thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,291stMost Secular: 7,963rdRudest Citizens: 8,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,420thLargest Governments: 8,520thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,646thMost Developed: 8,847thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,786thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,992ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,183rdSmartest Citizens: 11,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,967thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,511thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,909thHealthiest Citizens: 14,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,316thHighest Average Incomes: 15,980thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,045thNicest Citizens: 16,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,688thMost Income Equality: 16,838thLowest Crime Rates: 18,040thSafest: 18,518thMost Cultured: 20,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,329th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 110th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Inclusive: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 218th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 241st in the regionMost Secular: 264th in the regionRudest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Developed: 273rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 336th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 340th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 342nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Influential: 365th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 378th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 389th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 415th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 420th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 439th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 473rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 480th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 488th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 504th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 506th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 511th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 517th in the regionMost Cultured: 573rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 603rd in the regionSafest: 642nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 690th in the regionBest Weather: 801st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 806th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 813th in the region

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