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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,124th Most Primitive: 8,751st Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,315th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
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Civil Rights
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United Haideantae Duronian

Population2.453 billion

Currencyruble
Animalfox

The Republic of United Haideantae Duronian is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.453 billion United Haideantae Duronianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 16.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The United Haideantae Duronianian economy, worth 86.7 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,327 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, and the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Haideantae Duronian's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Haideantae Duronian is ranked 83,481st in the world and 245th in Birb for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Primitive: 8,751stMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,315thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,540th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Primitive: 27th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionMost Extreme: 51st in the region

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