The Turkic Socialist Vanguard of United Greater Seljuk State is a huge, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 635 million Seljuk Turks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Seljuk Turkic economy, worth 50.9 trillion tamgas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 80,195 tamgas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, United Greater Seljuk State is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and the wolf is a protected species. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Greater Seljuk State's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Greater Seljuk State is ranked 259,600^th in the world and 13^th in Odessa Accords for Most Primitive, scoring -131.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.