by Max Barry

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Nudest: 668th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,542nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,935th
The People's Theocracy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Atheists do not know Fear and Comfort
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The People's Theocracy of United Good is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Reverend Al Greene with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.857 billion United Goodies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soul City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient United Gooder economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion Good Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,124 Good Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Reverend Al Greene's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on United Goodies's kindness, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and a video of The Reverend Al Greene wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime is totally unknown. United Good's national animal is the timber wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Truth.

United Good is ranked 14,121st in the world and 1st in Manitoba for Highest Drug Use, scoring 111.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Nudest: 668thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,542ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,935thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,563rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,586thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,655thHighest Economic Output: 2,974thMost Cultured: 3,030thLargest Populations: 3,232ndSmartest Citizens: 4,286thMost Developed: 4,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,677thMost Influential: 5,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,418thLargest Governments: 7,492ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,456thTop
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Most Secular: 9,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,890thMost Income Equality: 12,429thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,661stMost Pacifist: 13,266thMost Efficient Economies: 13,449thHighest Drug Use: 14,121stLowest Crime Rates: 14,285thMost Inclusive: 14,373rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,839th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Good, a video of The Reverend Al Greene wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : United Good altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in United Good, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : United Good's influence in Manitoba fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : United Good's influence in Manitoba rose from "Sprat" to "Power".
  • : United Good altered its national flag.
  • : United Good relocated from Lazarus to Manitoba.
  • : United Good was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : United Good ceased to exist in Manitoba.
  • : United Good's influence in Manitoba rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".

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